Dear Mr. Landscaper

Ripley lives here and he IS GOING TO...

1) Pee on your plants, before AND after you put them into the ground...
2) Run on your grass before AND after it spouts....
3) Bark at you EVERY time you show up...
4) Roll in ANY organic material you put down...
5) Run off if you leave the gates open AGAIN...
6) Stand over you and watch EVERY move you make...

The sooner you come to terms with this - the sooner I will pay you.
:-)

Be thankful that he doesn't pee ON you, BITE you, LICK you, or dig up the stuff you JUST planted, and hey he poops in ONE area!